Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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