Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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