i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Randomize
