She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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