their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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