we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Randomize
