$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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