So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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