I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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