Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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