plz talk dirty to me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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