everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Houston, we have a squirter
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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