Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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