i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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