maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch