There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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