scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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