He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is not my ceiling
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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