it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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