just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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