She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.