So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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