Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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