Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?