My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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