I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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