No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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