people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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