Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Bring me that man meat
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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