Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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