Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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