He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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