i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
being pregnant is like rehab
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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