Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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