no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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