they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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