OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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