I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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