GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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