We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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