Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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