my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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