I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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