Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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