How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
dude. I can hear the air.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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