I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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