Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The ass gains better be worth it
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