Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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