just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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