i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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