Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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