omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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