He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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