sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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